auntie pixelante

blog is rocking in the soul of emma goldman.

this was originally done as a two-color image, but i added a newsprint sort of effect so as to include two more colors. if there’s one thing this blog is committed to, it’s four-color artwork.

that one looks like a . . .

part of this image is totally not inspired by any classic taito arcade game. they’re just clouds, okay?

these fishies remind you that there is strength in numbers!

inspired by the old union image. alternately: that green fish is about to get schooled!

these pixel people practice risk-aware consensual kink!

i think “rack” is actually a pretty silly acronym. “ssc” (for “safe, sane and consensual”) - despite being totally subjective - at least sounds far enough from flirtation to act as a kind of mental touchstone. i have a hard time taking the phrase “i do rack” seriously.

these bubble bobble-style sprites remind you to eat your avocados!

avocados contain 25 essential nutrients, including iron and copper for your blood, and sodium and potassium to keep your body chemically balanced, and antioxidants like vitamins E and C!

just in time for samhain! this little spook was inspired by a critter that appears in issue 11 of hothead paisan.

just a kid in a sheet? or a restless spirit bound to the earth? this ghoulie’s sandwich gives us an insight to the nature of life after death!

this pink vibe only knows one word, but she says it loud and proud.

based on an illustration by the unperturbable kirk israel for the now-defunct pixeltime.

fan art of my favorite homicidal lesbian terrorist.

i had the amazing honor of meeting diane dimassa herself recently! after she signed my copy of the enormous, weaponly complete hothead paisan, i exclaimed, “i’m never going to wash this book again!”

a while ago, a friend of mine undertook an ambitious project to retroactively insert his penis into a number of historical scenes (warning: cock!), such as tianamen square and iwo jima. i suggested that his cock ought to cross the delaware, and he informed me that that was next on his list!

well, since he had penis crossing the delaware covered, i decided to just make a normal pixel drawing of george washington crossing the delaware. but wouldn’t you know it, it turns out washington was a big old cock to begin with!

adapted from two photos by collin rae.

allow me to draw your attention to the nipples of the figure in the background. the model in the original photo has black stars tattooed around her nips. i usually prefer to let images speak for themselves, but i don’t want you getting the impression i go around drawing humongous pixel nipples, nor could i take her tats away.